Posted by D. Martin on March 10, 2015 at 11:48 PM CST
Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. Thankfully, you are old enough now to choose your own kitchen utensils and no one can say anything about it! Click the thumbnail above to have a look at the Lightsaber Pizza Cutter (complete with sounds!) available exclusively at your local Hallmark store. Hats off to Josh L. for the image.